New York Giants
1020 3040 50 4030 2010
THE
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"Giants News So Fake You'd Swear The Meadowlands Wasn't In New Jersey And Parcells Wasn't The Answer."
1020 3040 50 4030 2010
New York Giants
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Giants remind reporters they have won more Super Bowls than several entire divisions combined MetLife Stadium schedule confirms Giants will again share the building with a team that isn't the Jets, allegedly Big Blue faithful cite recent championships as "still extremely recent" by franchise historical standards New York media declares quarterback competition "settled" for the ninth time this calendar year G-Men once again voted most likely to make things unnecessarily difficult for themselves Giants remind reporters they have won more Super Bowls than several entire divisions combined MetLife Stadium schedule confirms Giants will again share the building with a team that isn't the Jets, allegedly Big Blue faithful cite recent championships as "still extremely recent" by franchise historical standards New York media declares quarterback competition "settled" for the ninth time this calendar year G-Men once again voted most likely to make things unnecessarily difficult for themselves

LT Vault Reports Record Visitor Interest, Decades Later

Curators describe enthusiasm as 'undiminished by time.'

Rebuild Season Officially Declared 'Ongoing' For The Fourth Consecutive Year

Team historian calls the declaration 'accurate, if unwelcome.'

Draft Day Prayers Column Reports Record Reader Engagement

Editors describe engagement as 'a healthy mix of hope and dread.'

Front Office Insists Giants Are 'In On Everybody' This Cycle

The phrase has now survived multiple front office regimes intact.

Harbaugh Praises Offense's 'Rhythm' Following A Three-And-Out

He confirmed the rhythm was, at minimum, present.

Rookie Surprised By Turnout At A Tuesday Walkthrough

Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about his commute.

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